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So... I've never wanted to do a blog. Never had the desire to read blogs. Thought they were pretty pointless. I mean, if you have something bouncing around in your head, either talk to your friends (if you have them), write in a journal, or shut up. But I am addicted to the internet. And from this addiction my grew need to spew every thought rolling around up there to anyone who will listen. Now I have such a problem, almost the second a thought comes in my head, I think, "Who would appreciate THIS?" So... here's the bl... blo.... ugh, I can barely say it. Here's the blog of just another vegetarian, atheist, pro-choice, Libertarian, twenty-something mom who's obsessed with new wave music and crocheting.

I started out with MySpace, but really, WHO is on MySpace anymore? I mean, that is sooo 2006. Then I got a Facebook page, but it was hard. I liked the summer-breakishness of MySpace. Then I got the hang of it and realized it was a better place for me to air my every waking thought. THEN... my mother-in-law joined. And the whole in-law clan. Then MY mother joined. Not that I don't love them, because I definately do. But, well... you know. I had to switch my religion from "atheist" to the slightly less subtle "Other." Had to stop with the swearing. And it's not that I'm necissarily a closet atheist... I'm sort of half way out, and the fam doesn't really know yet. I'm working up to telling them. Just not today.

Today a fellow Etsian asked me if I had a blog, and I started thinking, "Why not?" I could be all anonymous and cynical and pretentious. So thanks to Kitsch, you all can read my incredible entries and be amazed at how awesome I am. How awesome am I? I have no followers... THAT awesome.